“LIFE IS A SIMULATION:
Welcome to the greatest video game ever created. It has taken many years to reach this point in life, but now that you are activated, it is time to have some fun. You have been playing this game unconsciously for several years, but are not yet privy to the controls, rules, and format so it probably has not been much fun. This is the instruction manual. Just like any game, once the rules, purpose, and controls are learned, everything changes and the game becomes more enjoyable.”
